How To Make A Nuclear Bomb At Home

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Hey everyone! Before you dive into this article, it is important for you to understand that the content here is meant for educational, fun and entertainment purposes only. Making a nuclear bomb at home or attempting any related activities is not only illegal but extremely dangerous. Nuclear technology is highly complex and can pose severe risks to both individuals and communities. It requires expert knowledge, specialized equipment, and strict adherence to legal protocols, all of which are beyond the scope of this blog.

The intention of this article is purely to stimulate curiosity and promote awareness about the miracles and wonders of science and technology. It is not, under any circumstances, a guide or endorsement for engaging in any form of illegal or hazardous activities. Your safety and the safety of those around you are of more importance. Please refrain from any attempt to replicate the contents discussed here. Instead, join us in exploring the wonders of science through safe and legal means.

INTRODUCTION

ATOMIC NUKE

In this blog article, I am going to share the secret knowledge of making nuclear bombs at  home. Yes, I am not even joking. I have divided the making of nuclear bombs in ten easy steps for the sake of simplicity and easiness and at the end, you will get your own nuclear bomb to flex around. Note that: It is illegal for any magazine, newspaper and media publisher to  publish this type of article because it comprises the national security of a nation. Then you may ask why I am teaching you to make a nuclear bomb that too at home.

Now, see ladies and gentlemen, the thing is that 99% of you all don’t even now,  how to make a tasty bowl of chicken biryani. So even if I showed you that “how to make a nuclear bomb at home” which is I am going to  teach  you.  It is not going to give a damn to your country’s  national security. So finally let’s  get started.

STEPS TO MAKE NUCLEAR BOMB AT HOME

So, Let’s begin :

STEP 1: The very first step of our goal will be BUDGET!  The cost of making nuclear bomb will vary because of the apparatus (materials), we will be need to make one. Our budget will vary from 4 LAKHS (~5000 $) to 50 LAKHS (~60K $) ,again it varies from region to region.

STEP 2 : 

Now, our second step will be collecting our resources. Please take a note that to make a nuclear bomb, we will need a key element that is ‘Plutonium’. It would be great if you got plutonium from your local market store but in cases you didn’t you can always contact your local terrorist organization (I am literally joking right, here) and I know that your country would have a lot of nuclear power plants, but I don’t recommend robbing plutonium from there because robing is a big NO, NO! Also, the power plant engineer wouldn’t like if someone casually stole chunks of plutonium from their nuclear power plant.

STEP 3 : And now that we have obtain plutonium, here lies a WARNING for you ! Pure and refined plutonium is very highly dangerous. You should never-ever hold pure and refined plutonium with your bare hands because it has a high  risk of taking your life due to the alpha radiation emitted by plutonium can be particularly harmful if ingested or inhaled. But even if you did you can always wash your hands with a soap and warm water and get away.

STEP 4 :

Step 4 of our project is the OUTERCASE in which we are going to install all the components of a nuclear bomb. For that purpose, you can buy a metal suitcase or briefcase from your local marketplace. Or if you have a fancy budget, you can also DIY it.

STEP 5 :

Now that everything is set, we will begin our STEP 5 - CONSTRUCTION METHOD. Now that you have the required amount of Plutonium. Stick/Glue the two hemispheres of Plutonium with help of Rubber Cement. But I recommend the use of Gelignite, although it is an explosive but it works better than Rubber Cement.

STEP 6 :

In this step we will continue the construction phase of building our nuclear bomb. Now go to your local supermarket to buy some TNTs(Trinitrotoluene). Now glue this TNTs with your Plutonium using Clay. Now also if you have some fancy budget, you can use Colourful Clay.

STEP 7 :

FINALE ! Now our bomb is almost ready. But please handle this bomb with high caution as this bomb might explode in front of you because of some little vibrations and mishandling. For this to not happen stick all the components of the bomb with Super Glue you will get in your local supermarket.

STEP 8 :

Our next step towards our goal will be – REMOTE CONTROL. You will need some remote control  for you to control the  bomb not the bomb to control your life. You will need some Detonator Caps which will get from your local electrical store. After that you can make of Remote Control Servo Mechanism, you can make a remote plunger and by pressing/activating the plunger the bomb will explode.

STEP 9 : Don’t blast it know…… HIDE IT ! Yes, you read me right. You need to hide this device from your  neighbours, from your own children, from others children. I recommend not to keep this bomb in your garage or anywhere where humidity might be present. I recommend you to keep this bomb in your closet in between your clothes that’s I pretty safe space for it to occupy.

STEP 10 :

A CHAIN REACTION

The final step  is the THEORY OF OPERATION. It is very important for  you understand how does the bomb you make will work. After you press the  remote plunger, The TNT in bomb will convert the Plutonium into Critical Mass. And this Critical mass will start a nuclear chain reaction which will eventually start a thermos nuclear reaction. Didn’t understand ? don’t worry explosion of the bomb is important, not its working. And there you have it a 10 Megaton explosion. But don’t explode this bad boy, you can use it to show off in parties, use in the times when your country’s national security is in danger. So, keep it safe if you ever made it otherwise you can always make a tasty bowl of chicken biryani for yourself seeing the recipe from YouTube.

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REFERENCES :

1. GetsetflyFUNDA
2. WIKIPEDIA

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